Listen to A VOICE 7” by Drose.
I got to see these guys play on Thursday up at WXLV (local college radio station my friend’s have radio shows on) and they were too awesome not to share. I bought their red vinyl and it’s just plain lovely.
Myself.
Depression is just sort of a fact of life I suppose. I mean…show of hands, who here has ever been depressed? Everyone? And your mother? Good, that’s what I thought. I, of course, haven’t escaped it or I wouldn’t be blathering about this. It’s been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. I could elaborate but I’d rather try to keep this from being too terribly melodramatic.
Cue eyebrow wiggle that I can’t do very effectively…
So I haven’t died. I’ve just been…sleeping. I wish I was kidding but no, I’ve mostly been sleeping because that’s what I do when the seasonal affective bug poos on my brain. Actually, I don’t have SAD. I have LAD…life affective disorder. Winter does make it a lot easier to just scum in bed all day but I don’t think I’m any more miserable during it than any other time. Well, I do despise all the winter holidays though.
Anyway!
I was doing my sleeping thing the other day and I sort of half woke up and looked at my phone to see a message from my good friend. I then fell back to sleep almost immediately and proceeded to have a sexy dream involving said friend. Of course I told them about it because that’s the sort of friend I am and they thought it was hilarious.
That aside, don’t you wish that you could just have sexy dreams? Like you could just lie in bed and be like “Tonight I will get my rocks off whilst asleep and it will be great.” Then you’d fall asleep and have a wonderful dream and wake up feeling lovely. As a person with a decidedly pathetic sex life I wish this with all my heart. Just kidding, it’s busy wishing for world peace and an end to world hunger. Alright, not actually, I’m really a selfish twat.
Now I’m going to share something awkward with you.
“What that isn’t this entire post?” you might ask.
…No, no it is not.
Guess who got a seemingly unused 1960s Renwal Visible Man yesterday!
It was me. I got it. LolI’ve always wanted one ever since I was a wee-bitty. I am practically beside myself with delight. *pet pet pet*

If I ever read anything more depressing in the entirety of my life I will instantly combust. I loved it.